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James Poulin and Original emails follow: Date: Wed, 11 Oct 2000 22:17:54 EDT From: "Dan MacConnell" firebane_99@hotmail.com Tim, here is the email I was talking
about. This is the best email I have read bashing Taima employees :) Nick thought you would like it too. GOD DAMN FUNNY Later, guys Dan Date: Fri, 08
Sep 2000 21:24:56 -0400 From: Sean M seanmatt@storm.ca
To: netzero_tech_supervisor@taima.on.ca , s2cc1_tech_1st@taima.on.ca, netzero_tech_2nd@taima.on.ca , jpoulin@taima.on.ca, sallard@taima.on.ca, s2cc1_shifts@taima.on.ca , everyone@taima.on.ca, s2cc1_tech_1st@taima.on.ca , s2cc1_tech_2nd@taima.on.ca , s2cc1_supervisor@taima.on.ca , ralley@taima.on.ca, rstewart@taima.on.ca, bweipper@taima.on.ca , HumanResource@taima.on.ca , s2lan@taima.on.ca , s2cc2@taima.on.ca
, s2cc3@taima.on.ca , S2CC4@taima.on.ca , ADMIN@taima.on.ca , qa@taima.on.ca , s2cc2_shifts@taima.on.ca , s2cc3_shifts@taima.on.ca Subject: To anyone wishing to succeed at Taima
Corporation: Please Read I understand
that some of you first level technicians are having a hard time advancing
past the phone lines. There is an
easier way to become second level or beyond that you should know about. Just look at Frustrated
with her lack of growth within the company, for the past two months How did she go
from barely noticeable to front of the line treatment? All she had to do was
swallow her pride and start having sex with a lonely, 30-something,
overweight, loser Taima supervisor who lives at home with his mother in
Kanata and likely very rarely gets laid due to his homely looks and tired
physique. I'd withhold names but that
wouldn't be fair to those involved, it's James Poulin, Quality Coordinator,
Supervisor for Road Runner & JHSC Co-Chair (jpoulin@taima.on.ca ), who became the first
subject to get used. A few good
fuck sessions and bingo, you're in luck. Check this killer message sent right
from his work account through taima email.
I left all the headers in for you doubters, just check it out for
yourself. Within weeks of the beginning of their relationship, Now before you
all go running out to have sex with senior staff members, please remember
this route to self-promotion does have some drawbacks. In some, if not all
companies, management-employee sexual relations is generally frowned upon by
upper management, so the secret is to make sure only middle management finds
out. It often leads to sexual
harassment lawsuits and other legal problem that public companies prefer not
to deal with. Often times both
employee and managers actually lose their jobs in the aftermath when their
relationship becomes public. Unfortunately
for Another
problem with sleeping around is that the supervisor you choose might
misinterpret your sexual offerings for promotions as a sign of true affection
or "love". This can make things
a little hairy again if it ever comes time to dismiss a staff member or if
you have to start sleeping with others further up the corporate ladder. Again, unfortunately, in our example James
seems to have fallen quite deeply in love with After doing
much research into this particular case study of Taima adultery, I've come
across an amazing amount of email passed through the Taima mail servers,
which, of course, are not secure, and are likely monitored by upper
management to make sure nothing inappropriate is sent in or out. Please be aware of this, it is very
important for the secrecy portion of this strategy. In our Ta-Ta for now.
Please forward this message to anyone you think it might help in their quest
for getting a promotion! (BTW: if
anyone has direct internal server access to James or And The email storyline that Sean (Allard’s original
boyfriend) included: _____________________________________________________________________________________________ From: James Poulin <jpoulin@taima.on.ca> To: Cc: Roger Barker <rbarker@taima.on.ca> Subject: JHSC
Position Date: Fri, 14 Jul 2000 14:46:09 -0400 MIME-Version:
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AAANxITAAAgeQT4lgBwHlGx0UBpJQwrs Hi In todays JHSC
Meeting, you have been selected as one of three positions, to represent Taima
for the employee level. Do you accept
this role? If so, please
reply for confirmation. Thank you, James Poulin S2 JHSC
Co-Chair Taima
Corporation ________________________________ From: James Poulin <jpoulin@taima.on.ca> To: Subject:
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AAAQyITAAAgeQT4lgBwHlGx0UBpJQwrs LOVE LIFT ME Somebody told
me / Once in a lifetime / Destiny finds you and blows you away / Spins you in
circles / Pulls you in pieces / Bleeds you like Jesus / And goes on its way /
But it's oh so
simple sometimes / Just to lay your heart open wide / If you wanna get
to heaven / Then you gotta take the ride CHORUS Love lift me /
Wherever you are /Convince me / I'm safe in your arms / Love lift me /
Make sense of it all / Teach me to
fly / And don't let me fall Somebody told
me / Love makes you stupid / Makes you go crazy / Makes you go blind / Comes
uninvited / And leaves when it wants to / Calls you at midnight and ties up
your line / But it's oh so
sweet when it's right (there's nothin' better) / And you swear you won't but
you might (you're gonna try) / Gotta fumble
in the dark if you wanna see the light CHORUS And when it's
all said and done / It's just the same for everyone / You're busy
making your plans / Love's like a
bird baby / Flying out of your hands And it's oh so
hard to explain (we don't know nothin') / And your heart gets hold of your
brain (but still we try) / Better batten
down the hatches baby / Here we go again Love lift me /
Wherever you are / Convince me / I'm safe in your arms / Love lift me
/I'm waiting on you / 'Cause nothing
can lift me / The way that you do / Love lift me / Love lift me /
Love lift me (only love can take me higher) / I wanna fly JP ___________________________ Date: Mon, 31
Jul 2000 09:50:32 -0400 (EDT) From: James
Poulin <jpoulin@honk.org> To:
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AAQdyITAAAgeQT4lgBwHlGx0UBpJQwrs Hi Sweety, 9:44am (6:44am
your time). Just thinking of you, hoping Iwill be able to talk to you today.
You can call collect you know.. I slept ok.
But I couldnt fall asleep after I talked to you. I miss you. I'm dreading
the news you may bring me on Thursday. I'm so scared of losing you. Rick and I are
going to the trailer this evening. I plan to be back 10pm the latest. I sure
hope I don't miss your call. If I don't
answer my phone, keep trying. Collect will be fine. Miss you, and
I look forward to seeing you soon. PS: jason
Maclean is having a House Warming Get Together this friday evening. you
interested in going with me? JP --------------------------------- >From - Sun
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quoted-printable Hello, Well its
10:23pm and I just ate. Im sitting
here, thinking about you and I.
Feeling like I still found something/someone that I have been looking
for, for so long. The energy and
chemistry between us is something that I never experienced with anyone else
before. When I am with you, I feel
this large amount of comfort, caring, passion and most of all. a sense of
un-conditional bonding. As I sit back
with you, I feel that I want to be with you.
As a friend, companion, and a lover.
I know that at this point in time anything more than what we currently
have is forbidden until a decision is made on your part. I respect You and Sean to much to put your
relationship into a position that it can break, because of me. I can tell you
that I feel you may be at the end of your relationship, and just like me, I
may be helping you by showing you that there is and can be more out there for
you. (like you have done for me, and I thank you for your thoughts ..). As people grow
older, we find prospects. I never
thought that we would ever be where we are now. And more-so, I never thought that you would
have fallen for me like you have. I feel lucky.
Very lucky. I want to
share so much of my life with you. Things I do, people I know, and more so
the love and commitment I have to offer.
I realize that I made be jumping the gun, but I really do want to get
to know you more and more every day. I can only be
responsible and neutral for you. I
want to you to be happy. If you are
happy with Sean, then you should stay together. And I will support you on
that. Like I promised you I would. I won't let
you down. However, if
you do wish to peruse a relationship with me.
I would be honored to be by your side, as a friend, companion and
lover. I want to be the one. And I want you to be the one. Lastly, I dont
want you to feel guilty. What we have is natural and it is without any
intention to hurt anyone. Well .. its
11:03pm and I'm going to wait for your call. Waiting for
your call sweety. ----------------------------------- From - Mon Aug
07 21:21:01 2000 Received: by
EXCHANGE id <01C000D3.06396CA0@EXCHANGE>; Mon, 7 Aug 2000 20:53:10
-0400 Message-ID:
<B2BC10269054D311A51F00609784D07A16D306@EXCHANGE> From: James
Poulin <jpoulin@taima.on.ca> To: Subject: wow Date: Mon, 7 Aug 2000 20:53:10 -0400 MIME-Version:
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AAABzITAAAgeQT4lgBwHlGx0UBpJQwrs God Dammit, I
miss you. ks. hg. my way too
much. ------------------ That's all for
now folks, stay tuned for new developments and more steamy messages from
Taima. And you
thought all the jokes about using knee-pads at Taima were funny... Reality is sometimes stranger than fiction. Original emails end here |